The Gift That Keeps On Giving

You guessed it, Charlie Sheen again.  This time, from an interview on The Today Show this morning:

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not special.  You can’t process me with a normal brain.” 

Is he worried about slipping back into addiction? Nah, that’s for:

“people who aren’t special, people who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

Yep, that’s what he said.  Look, for most people in the throes of an addiction as powerful as his appears to be, there’s really only two outcomes: jail or death.  For someone like Charlie, there’s always the third way; getting a superhero movie franchise like Robert Downey, Jr.  Let’s be honest, nobody thought Downey would come back when he was circling the drain.